The Christmas Tree Is On Fire Sale!

Mega! Crazy! Insane! Holiday Sale Announcement!

In the spirit of the holiday season, the price of Miss Nude Canada’s Shoes (And Other Fiascos) – A Memoir (EBook) by Jeff Pearson, has been drastically slashed by 66%! 66%! What!? Okay, so he’s lost his marbles completely then!? Old price: $11.11 (chosen for symbolic reasons only) … NOW ONLY $3.33!!!! It’s a Festivus for the rest of us MIRACLE!! HURRY!—get it now before the (infinite digital) supply runs dry. And … always feel free to eventually come back to visit my website, to add a blurb or a review of the book in the space provided on the EBook purchase page. So merry merry cheers, thanks and enjoy! Now … tree on fire inside the house … what’s the number for 9-1-1 again?